Lessons on Piety (or is it Lessons on Relationship?) - Act 1

There are so many things the Lord has been teaching me.

If I had the time and fortitude, I could fill volumes!

Ha ha ha!

 Oh how pious of me!

He he he.

Anyway, here's a little scenario I thought I'd share.

I wonder if anyone else out there in "blogland" has ever experienced something similar?

~Or, perhaps, this is purely a fictional situation!?~

Whatever the case, I hope you get a snicker or two out of it!

I sure did!

Blessings!

Cast:    

Hostess                                           

Friend #1                                                         

Friend #2

Friend #3

Setting:
Four friends have gathered at Hostess' home for a small meal and fun game.

The four lady friends are gathered around a table, sharing a bite to eat and anticipating a friendly game to soon be played.

Friend #1 (to Hostess): "Will you be going over the game rules before we start?"

Hostess: "Oh, yes, of course!

Friend #1: Oh good! Because I have forgotten how to play."

Friend #2: Oh, me too! I'm so glad you'll be going over it again!"

Friend #1: "My brain just doesn't remember useless things any more."

Friend #3: "Oh, mine either! I just don't have time to remember useless information!"

All the while, Hostess is sitting at the table, smiling; thinking that it's probably a good thing that her brain has remembered this "useless information" or else they wouldn't be having a game at all!